The Shortie in Pink. tan

The Shortie in Pink. tanMeet the Shorties. They watch reruns of Family Feud from the 70's while sipping Red Bull from their grandmother's china. They stop to pet dogs on the street, especially if said dogs are wearing sweaters. You know that little sibling who fills you in on what's cool? Yeah, that's them. And the real kicker? There's two of 'em. You'll dream of playing ping pong in the Hamptons. Likes: Polaroid film, pulling pranks, Oreos with peanut butter Dislikes:

Button cuffs for easily rolling up sleeves

75% Cotton

Likes: Well-curated mixtapes

wear them with your fancy chignon or while you're putting on eye cream after a long night of restless dreams about the Hemsworth brothers

especially if said dogs are wearing sweaters

Likes: Fringe in all its forms

They lose every game of "Never Have I Ever" and have a frequent flier status that is harder to get than front row tickets to the original cast of Hamilton (which they also got)

they were voted “most likely to succeed

Not sure which set will be their favorite

and care for (and will look sensational on you)

Likes: Polaroid film

They always have a slight suntan